




Val Kilmer will star in Anagram Pictures' upcoming horror film The Thaw.

Mary's Monster
The daughter of an anarchist and a feminist, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
was born in London in 1797 and ran off with the poet Percy Bysshe Shelley in 1814. They married two years later and it was a tempestuous union, marked by adultery and the loss of two children.
In a writing competition with her husband, Lord Byron and Dr. John William Polidori, Shelley (right) created a story about a medical student who patches together body parts from corpses, then brings the hideously assembled creation to life. That story was later expanded into the novel-length masterpiece of horror fiction Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus (1818).
Victor describes his creation this way:
I beheld the wretch — the miserable monster whom I had created. He held up the curtain of the bed; and his eyes, if eyes they may be called, were fixed on me. His jaws opened, and he muttered some inarticulate sounds, while a grin wrinkled his cheeks. He might have spoken, but I did not hear; one hand was stretched out, seemingly to detain me, but I escaped and rushed downstairs. I took refuge in the courtyard belonging to the house which I inhabited, where I remained during the rest of the night, walking up and down in the greatest agitation, listening attentively, catching and fearing each sound as if it were to announce the approach of the demoniacal corpse to which I had so miserably given life.
Oh! No mortal could support the horror of that countenance. A mummy again endued with animation could not be so hideous as that wretch. I had gazed on him while unfinished; he was ugly then, but when those muscles and joints were rendered capable of motion, it became a thing such as even Dante could not have conceived.
Though intelligent, the creature's ghastly appearance causes it to be rejected by humans, including Victor Frankenstein. As a result, the creature strikes out at its creator's loved ones and at Victor himself with horrific violence.
Some would argue that Shelley's feminism shaped the novel in that Frankenstein is a man who attempts to do what is essentially a woman's task--give birth. The results of such an unnatural project seems almost certainly doomed to tragedy.
Others speculate that Victor Frankenstein committed the murders himself and the monster is just a delusion of his, though there seems to be little support for this in the text.
Mary Shelley died of brain cancer at 53.
Frankenfilms
• Film technology was in its infancy when directors began producing video versions of Frankenstein and, through the years, the viewing public has witnessed several interpretations of Mary Shelley’s classic work.
The Original Bridezilla
• The great success of director James Whale’s 1931 version of Frankenstein led to a sequel, 1935’s Bride of Frankenstein, which reunited Whale with original cast members Boris Karloff as the monster and Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein.
The Acorn Falls Near the Tree
In 1939's Son of Frankenstein, Basil Rathbone (best known from his Sherlock Holmes movies) plays Victor Frankenstein's son Wolf. Wolf returns to the family homestead and is lured back into his father's nefarious footsteps by the hunchback Ygor (Bela Lugosi).
In this go-around, Ygor knows the location of the original creature (again played here by Boris Karloff), and prods Wolf into reviving it. This obviously results in no good.

Jurassic Lark
There may be some research merit to using DNA from amber-encased prehistoric mosquitoes to create the DNA of ancient dinosaurs. But when it comes to using that DNA to make actual dinosaurs with the capitalist intention of creating a theme park full of these extinct monsters, trouble seems sure to follow.
And it does, big time, in Michael Crichton's 1990 bestseller Jurassic Park. The book, under the capable direction of Steven Spielberg, became a thrilling film three years later, featuring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum and many computer-created dinosaurs, notably including the deadly raptors (pictured above in the kitchen, looking for a snack).
Blast Brings Big Trouble
Lt. Col. Glenn Manning (Glenn Langan) may have survived a plutonium-bomb explosion, despite being badly burned, but the catastrophic event turned him into The Amazing Colossal Man (1957). That is, he grew some--to about 60 feet tall. The bigger he got, the crazier he got. The craziness is said to result from problems with circulation of blood to the brain brought on by the rapid growth. However, the truth is: How can you have a monster movie with a friendly giant.
A line from the film ("Why don't you ask me what it feels like to be a freak?) is sampled in the Rob Zombie song, "Demon Speeding."
Must Be Something in the Water
The halt of U.S. nuclear testing dried up one source of monsters, Lucky for us monster lovers, we live in a society so awash in dangerous chemicals that it was only a matter of time before these toxic agents took over where radiation left off.
That's what happens in Eight Legged Freaks (2002). Directed by Ellory Elkayem and starring David Arquette, the film centers on residents of a mining town battling deadly giant spiders created by a chemical spill.
Too bad for the town that the chemicals didn't affect the humans, too. Giant people could easily dispatch giant insects.
Tapping Into Our Dark Side
When Robert Louis Stevenson penned the classic tale "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," he tapped into our fear that we each possess a dark side, which, unleashed, could be our undoing.
In the tale, nice-guy Dr. Jekyll invents a potion that turns him into bad-guy Mr. Hyde. Whereas Jekyll is kind, Hyde is immoral and reckless.
Green With Anger
One popular variation on the Dr. Jekyll yarn is Marvel Comics' Incredible Hulk (above). When scientist Bruce Banner is bitten by a spider explored to gamma rays, he turns into a 500-pound muscle-bound hellion who enjoys using his great strength to smash stuff. Though he returns to his normal form, Banner discovers that every time he get pissed off, the green guy takes over.
The Hulk's adventures have been chronicled in comics, the big screen and the small.
A Future Full of Fear
While no one can foresee the future, some writers have accurately predicted developments of modern life. Jules Verne prophesied submarines, and H.G. Wells predicted lasers and robotics, among other advancements.
Let's hope Wells was off base about certain aspects of the future he projected in 1905's The Time Machine. When man known only as the Time Traveler discovers a device that transports him 800,000 years ahead, he finds what appears, at first, to be Utopian society of leisure and abundance. However, he soon discovers that Utopia has a price: It relies on the labor of subterraneans known as Morlocks to survive.
These Morlocks, of course, demand their pound of flesh.
The Killer Cyborg From the Future
In The Terminator (1984), director James Cameron unleashes a killer cyborg from the future (Arnold Schwarzenegger) that comes to modern times to slay a young boy named John Connor (Edward Furlong) before he has a chance to grow up and become a rebel leader.
These traveling-to-the-past-to-change-the-future plots are usually cumbersome and intellectually tricky to pull off convincingly, but The Terminator benefits greatly from being a terrific monster flick. This cyborg is brutal, emotionless and damn near unstoppable. In sequels, the Terminator character becomes a good-guy guardian to John Connor, but in the original the cyborg is bad to its titanium-alloy bones.
Two Words: Giant Tarantula
One dumb thing scientists often do in monster movies is to create a mutant creature of some sort and forget to lock the cage. Or something along these lines.
In 1955's Tarantula, scientist Gerald Deemer, who is developing a growth serum, has the ill fortune to work with a couple of dimwits who decide to inject each other with the drug, to inject Deemer and, ultimately, a tarantula, which escapes, gets really big and starts scurrying around the landscape on its big, hairy tarantula legs, eating some people, killing others and scaring the hell out of quite a few more.
Trying To Make Men from Beasts
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1896) by H.G. Wells tells the story of Edward Prendick, a shipwreck survivor brought to a strange island where a scientist transforms animals into human-like creatures. The hideous experiments are, of course, doomed to failure, not to mention downright cruel.
Like Frankenstein, Moreau attempts to play God. The oddly comprised beings are miserable and unable to adopt human ways, ultimately with terrible results.
While supposedly meant, in part, as a commentary on Darwinism (which Well strongly supported), this book is credited with helping to fuel the antivivisectionist movement in England. Some see parallels between Moreau's experiments and modern genetics.
What's That Buzz?
A cosmetics-company president, Janice Starlin (Susan Cabot), hopes to boost flagging sales by using wasp enzymes in her company's wares in 1960's The Wasp Woman. Supposedly, wasp enzymes turn back the hands of time. The result? Let's say she goes a bit overboard.
She injects herself full of the stuff, and transforms into the Wasp Woman.
Great line: "I'd stay away from wasps if I were you, Miss Starlin. Socially, the queen wasp is on a level with the black widow spider. They're both carnivorous. They paralyze their victims and then take their time devouring them alive. And they kill their mates in the same way, too ..."
This was a Roger Corman low-budget special that some regard as the first feminist monster movie. Buzz on, sister.
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